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a name for a sex toy
He used a hetzel
hetzel by hetzeluser December 27, 2008
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The name of a beautiful girl with an witty soul. If you have her as a friend you are lucky!
I really want to hang out with Hezel
Hezel by Supfrickers February 28, 2019
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A straight up bitch, sarcastic but once you get to know her, she's really sweet and thoughtful. She's fun to be with and you'll love to get close with her. Cute. Funny. Lovely. Outgoing.
She's such a Heizel! I love her.
Heizel by girlfromnowhere June 8, 2021
Heizel is a given name of German origin, often also written as Hazel or Hazyl (although Hazel is often considered a English or Irish name). Heizel can be a rendition of the colour Hazel, which is a common eye colour.

Heizel is a surname most prevalent in North American countries such as the United States of America and Canada.

In my opinion, Heizel is a gorgeous name and I’d love to name my child it one day. Although, with the spelling, it’s a more hipster styled name. Non the less, it’s beautiful and has a nice origin.
“Hello, my name is Heizel.”

“How interesting, my grandma from Zürich had that last name before she got married!”
Heizel by vatan June 30, 2021

Sam Hutzell 

Sam Hutzell is an unstable and communist being. They originate from communist Russia in the Cold War. Often referred to in history texts as Oppenheimer they are not to be messed with. Danger: this being is armed, proceed with caution.
Sam Hutzell nuked the US
Sam Hutzell by Franklyn Peterson October 26, 2022
Hutzell Is the coolest last name anyone could have.
I mean damn barely anyone has this for their last name.
Hutzell's Fucking rock...You know it bitch, dont lie!

1. Awesome
2. kickass
3. The Shit
your name Hutzell is fucking awesome!
hutzell by Ninja_Master12052 June 25, 2008
Heitzel is amazing. She comes in a small package and is caramel in complexion. She has the cutest dimples that everyone wants to steal and she looks hot in glasses.

Her nickname is Pretzel. And shes adorable.
Guy: Check out that girl!

Other guy: Dude, she looks like a Heitzel.
Heitzel by merode July 21, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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