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Heterosexual Male Panic 

A state of intense anxiety experienced by a heterosexual man, often triggered by situations or social cues that challenge his perceived masculinity or heterosexuality, potentially leading to feelings of fear, discomfort, or even panic attacks.
Straight guy John: Hey Chris!
Heterosexual Male Panic Chris: AHHHHHH *panic attack*
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