Heterosemibisexual

A complete and utterly useless, long, and stupid way of saying that you are straight.

Jasper: What sexuality do you identify as?

Joshua: I'm Heterosemibisexual.

Jasper: What the hell does that mean?

Joshua: It means that I am other half two sexual.

Jasper: So you are straight?

Joshua: No, I'm Heterosemibisexual!

Jasper: You are just straight, you fucking moron.

by presblumpf May 15, 2021