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Very dirty,gross, unclean,skanky,an abomination.
That skank over there is very hesty

This definition was made by:Kylia Cruz
Hesty by K.CRUZ January 13, 2016
Related Words
hesty • hester • Hefty • hasty • heaty • hest • Hestia • hefty bag • Henty • hesay
He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.
Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”
Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021

hefty chonk 

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.
me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK
hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019

hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!
Three legendary individuals from Lafayette, Louisiana own this name. The all wreaked havoc at Lafayette High and their name still has legendary status.
Is that a Hesterly over there? Oh yeah he is an icon.
hesterly by tigerwoodsmn72 August 7, 2011

Hefty Moose

1. A Large amount of something
2. A Big Girl
Example 1
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose

Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl

Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose
Hefty Moose by dan2331 November 1, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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