Definitions by codein.krazy
Herzogen
The act of Herzogen describes the ancient practice of ejaculating aggressively in front of a mirror to yourself. The usage of other devices is allowed, but a mirror must be present at all times. The ejaculating individual usually stands in front of the mirror, naked, and in some cases also finishes on the mirror.
*Bruno enters room*
Bruno: Bro, what the hell are you doin?
Tim: Herzogen.
Bruno: No i mean, why didnt you invite me to jizz on the mirror with you?
Tim: It is my mirror.
Bruno: Bro, what the hell are you doin?
Tim: Herzogen.
Bruno: No i mean, why didnt you invite me to jizz on the mirror with you?
Tim: It is my mirror.
Herzogen by codein.krazy October 10, 2024
Bolićing
The act of jizzing in your own face, at full speed. Can occur on purpose, but mostly by accident. Can also result in you spreading or being exposed to sexually transmitted diseases (STDs), including: Human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) Herpes. Human papillomavirus (HPV)
Bruno: Yo Adrian, are you coming over?
Adrian: No i cant. I suffered a severe case of bolićing and now i cant see. I swear i am drooowning in this ho.
Bruno: So you bolićed again?
Adrian: Damn right i did.
Bruno: Ok, I like kids btw.
Adrian: No i cant. I suffered a severe case of bolićing and now i cant see. I swear i am drooowning in this ho.
Bruno: So you bolićed again?
Adrian: Damn right i did.
Bruno: Ok, I like kids btw.
Bolićing by codein.krazy October 10, 2024