Herpe Derpe

Herpe Derpe is when you have herpes and still smash!!

Rannon will give you the Herpe Derpe

by Trolloppz September 20, 2024

Herpa Derpes

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives

Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes

by rawkies July 13, 2010

Herp Derpes

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.

Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.

by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011

Herpderpes

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.

John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider

by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011

herpederp

a fun way of saying herpes

i just got me some herpederp!!!

by snowydayz October 4, 2009

HerpaDerpes

A Computer Version Of AIDS or Herpes, It Is Most Commonly Responsible For Sever Crashes Or Client Timeouts

"dude my computer just spazzed out and dropped me from a left 4 dead server"

"oh you must have gotten herpaderpes from that spiking noob!"

by HunterFan!! November 9, 2009

Herpederpetologist

Someone who claims to be a scientist, but is dumber than a snake.

Ted Haggard is a Herpederpetologist.

by Drohczid January 15, 2026