Herpe Derpe 

Herpe Derpe is when you have herpes and still smash!!

Rannon will give you the Herpe Derpe

Herpe Derpe by Trolloppz September 20, 2024

Herpa Derpes 

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives

Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes

Herpa Derpes by rawkies July 13, 2010

Herp Derpes 

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.

Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.

Herp Derpes by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011

Herpderpes 

Herpderpes is a sexually transmitted case of stupidity, symptoms of this include general herping and derping, and is not limited to brain farts and mind queffs. Can be extremely contagious during the early onset of the disease, and has no cure.

John, do you have herpderpes, everyone around you seems to be getting stupider

Herpderpes by mackattack3345 March 11, 2011

herpederp

a fun way of saying herpes

i just got me some herpederp!!!

herpederp by snowydayz October 4, 2009

HerpaDerpes 

A Computer Version Of AIDS or Herpes, It Is Most Commonly Responsible For Sever Crashes Or Client Timeouts

"dude my computer just spazzed out and dropped me from a left 4 dead server"

"oh you must have gotten herpaderpes from that spiking noob!"

HerpaDerpes by HunterFan!! November 9, 2009

Herpederpetologist

Someone who claims to be a scientist, but is dumber than a snake.

Ted Haggard is a Herpederpetologist.

Herpederpetologist by Drohczid January 15, 2026