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Herpatitus-D 

A disease that causes extreme flairs of herp derpness. It's not a deadly disease but it is highly contagious as it is airborne so if you find your self suffering from Herpatitus-D, contact anyone you have been around so they can be checked out immediately. There is no cure for Herpatitus-D and it is hereditary so watch who you hang out with as they could be carriers and not know it themselves. There are treatments for the flair ups with a soothing ointment which can be applied five times a day. The best way to deal with HD is to be taken out back behind a shed and be taken out old yeller style
An example of Herpatitus-D is claiming yourself King Herp of all the Derpdom.
Herpatitus-D by ccbc 09 April 22, 2011
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Herpatitus 

A form of herpes/hepatitis which can be contracted by a)stepping on broken glass and b)partaking in sexual encounters with minors. Symptoms include mucus-laden coughing, body aches, disorientation. Warning: don't play frisbee around broken bottles.
Broken glass is ouch
Watch what you do with your feet
Herpatitus, Nooooo!
Herpatitus by micdizzle June 22, 2008

herpatitus 

inflammation of the herpes contracted by staying at a Ramada Inn in Anahiem. It is when your herpes get hepatitis. Commonly associated with elephantitus.
I got herpatitus from that bed!
herpatitus by racheln July 24, 2007

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026