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Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass
Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"
Hermorrhoid by tnunnster October 7, 2010
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Herlock Sholmes 

THE Herlock Sholmes is the official translation name of Sherlock Holmes in Dai Gyakuten Saiban. The man himself is a great detective who prides himself on his great deductions. He meets a man by the name of Ryuunosuke Naruhodou, who would help solve a series of cases along with him. Herlock also takes care of a child by the name of Iris Watson, the daughter of John H. Watson.
Unenlightened fool: Omg is that Sherlock Holmes??
Me: No, moronic fool, this man goes by the name of Herlock Sholmes.
Herlock Sholmes: This is correct
Herlock Sholmes by OkayEgg2 March 17, 2021
The Egyptian accent for the term "horror". The "z" is added to amplify the state of horror in the sittuation.
The term "herrorz" is used when the a sittuation such as i.e Felicia walking down the street but when you check Felicia feet.. Hmmm not so sweet. (that's herrorz)
Herrorz by Rakoon jambazian May 14, 2015

Herlockerian

Taking responsibility for a task, then successfully getting someone else to complete it for you! End result success:)
Mark, I like to think that I pulled a Herlockerian, i.e., took responsibility to get a speaker, failed to carry out my responsibility, then got someone else to be responsible for me, with the end result being that we have a speaker for tomorrow.
Herlockerian by TinaDjerfRocks October 30, 2013

herblore 

A skill in Runescape where you mix an herb with a secondary ingredient in a vial of water to create a potion. Other high levelled potions require coconut milk instead of water.

This skill was called Herblaw in Runescape Classic.
Wow I finally have 38 Herblore! I can start making Prayer potions!
herblore by kfcfetish March 24, 2009
When a guy finds a giant piece of a girls hair stuck in the head of his penis.
Dude!I just found a giant herlock stuck to my dick!
Herlock by ginger&blondie69 June 24, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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