An insignificant rant or whine posted on forums. Usually an unsubstantiated claim or outright lie. Always followed by a disclamer for making such a Hellerism when called out by others in the forum. For each Hellerism there are 5-15 posts to save face.
You just got your @ss handed to you (When in fact the poster just made a fool of himself) is a typical Hellerism
That is not what I posted! Your are the dumb @ss because you mother is this or that. Is a typical following after a Hellerism.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)