Herf

The noise that fat people make through their mouth when taking a shit.

I knew I shouldn't have eaten that whole bag of mini chocolate-dipped Oreos, HERF!

by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018

Herf

A fat woman quief.
A fat chick quiefing and/or the sound of air escaping from a fat lady's vagina

She tried to say she farted, yet I know a herf when I hear it!

by Nosaj711 May 20, 2014

Herf

To Puke or vomit. Normally from drinking.

I Drank too much.....I think I'm gonna Herf!

by Jrod81 April 21, 2007

Herf

To Fondle Aggressively

The scruffy nerd herfer was herfing a cat.

by Mark Warner June 11, 2005

herf

A herf is a gathering of BOTL and SOTL to relax, unwind and smoke premium cigars. You won't find any drug store cigars at a herf!

A herf can be as simple as two BOTL getting together for a smoke after work or it can be a full blowout with music, food, games, etc.

The main theme of any herf is relaxation and camaraderie, everything else is secondary - even the cigars.

What a killer herf in Knoxville this weekend! Mike is a great BOTL and was an excellent host. You can't be a day with good friends BBQ'ing, smoking, drinking, playing poker and just hanging out.

by TheTimD May 4, 2009

herf

Verb - To smoke a cigar, in a group of cigar smokers or alone.

Tonight i'm going to herf with the guys.

I herfed that cigar down to a nub

by Fulcrum November 15, 2003

herf

1. (verb): To make an awkward HTML error while typing online, particularly on a messageboard. (also: "herfed up")
2. (noun): An example of past herfing.

A herf is particularly shameful when it ruins an otherwise excellent zing. Usually a herf will result in the HTML code being displayed instead of the intended hyperlink or image. A particularly timely herf can turn the pwner into the pwned.

(etymology: from a common typo of "HREF," a vital piece of hyperlinking code.)

I had the perfect zing for username:peterbing but then I totally herfed up the picture of the donkey dildo!

by enderisnotmyrealname December 7, 2006