I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded 

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded by teori April 3, 2022

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Double-headed Mutant Eagle by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

Amber hearded 

The act of defecating on your significant others bed

Damn I just got amber hearded by my ex. On my good cotton sheets too.

Amber hearded by TronLegacy11 July 2, 2022

Dill headed Winkertoss 

An artistically compelling character in the slideshow of life.

"That Agustus Gloop is a dill headed winkertoss

Dill headed Winkertoss by snrod June 20, 2011

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe 

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021

Herbed Chicken 

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

Herbed Chicken by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011