A Girl most known for being a butthole and having large amounts of monster cans on her wall. She doesn’t know how to spell that well and her hand writing is monstrous.

Faith Henke would most likely stop in the middle of talking to you to do a Tiktok Dance

Faith Henke by porcupinepee June 9, 2021

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pulled a henke

To pull a henke (HEN-key): (1) To take the most comfortable course of action regardless of what is dictated by current social norms. (2) To bitch out at the last moment. (3) Less commonly used, to take three of something.

During the camping trip, he pulled a henke and slept in the car.

Wasn't Scott coming to the party?
He was, but instead he pulled a henke.

pulled a henke by Poorman-Nunchuck October 12, 2010

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The Henke

Receiving a handjob in public behind a dumpster.

The Henke is Jonathan's mom's favorite way too satisfy someone.

The Henke by Mr Henke the christmas poo June 20, 2026

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The Henke

Receiving a handjob in public behind a dumpster.

The Henke is Jonathan's mom's favorite way too satisfy someone behind Fatty Magees.

The Henke by Mr Henke the christmas poo June 20, 2026

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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