1. A musical terrorist, killing hundreds a day through YouTube and through Jason playing his musical shitstorms.
Adjective
1. ANY music masterfully formulated by Helvian.
2. A piece of music that has been torn apart, mutilated, and/or peppered with bullshit to cause massive pain to innocents watching YouTube and Guitar Hero streamers alike.
1. "Did you watch Jason play that Helvian song, Africa? I nearly fucking died watching that ending!"
2. "That fucking Helvian's done it again with that stupid fucking Justin Bieber song!"
South American mammal, with receding hair line. Loves butt dwelling monkeys. Favorite snack among snakes and sloths. Is associated with incessive noises which bring to mind fire alarms, car alarms and nagging wives. Often recognized by the howling sounds made during horrible football games, namely when the Chiefs are playing.