helmeted 

To get so drunk that the only course of action is to strap the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. Like, say if they had to go home on their own or they are constantly bumping into things.

Knee/elbow pads optional.

"fuckin hell Tina's sooooo drunk"
"i better go up to my room and get the gear... she's helmeted"

helmeted by rw17 January 6, 2007

helmeted 

Synonymous with tramped.

Drunk.

"Are we gonner get helmeted tonight?"
"Yeah!!!!!!!"

helmeted by defiti May 26, 2006

helmeted warrior 

An uncircumcised penis

I love sucking on the uncut foreskin of his helmeted warrior.

helmeted warrior by Jade217 September 21, 2016

helmeted elmer 

A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue

The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart

helmeted elmer by frogqweef July 16, 2024

purple helmeted warrior of love 

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

purple helmeted warrior of love by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

purple helmeted warrior 

Dude. Why isn't this one in yet?
Its another name for ya cock.

uh....no one actually says it

purple helmeted warrior by RicHARD September 23, 2003

purple helmeted love warrior 

penis

purple helmeted love warrior by maxzilla June 24, 2003