Hello Sailor!

A game in which one friend goes up to the friendly neighborhood homophobe, slaps his ass and/or gives him a stiff credit card and screams in the gayest voice possible: Hello Sailor!

Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.

I saw the football players playing a rousing game of Hello Sailor! in the parking lot.

Hello Sailor! by MassaRee August 9, 2008

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Hello Sailor

The infamous phrase from the Zork games.

"Hello sailor."

Hello Sailor by D-san July 16, 2003

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Hello Sailor

A mating call said by gay men to Navy personnel and other sea-faring individuals.

I wouldn't say he's gay, but I could hear him mutter "hello sailor" a couple times last summer in Corpus Christi.

Hello Sailor by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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