Hell Date 

A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance

"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"

Hell Date by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023

Hell-by-Date 

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.

A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."

Hell-by-Date by smoke muffin June 18, 2021