Helide

Helide is a great person. she is one of the strongest people you will meet. she is very joyful and kind at heart. But has a dark humor and would be a great girlfriend. she is not afraid to get into a fight, and you better believe she will knock u out. she is very sweet and trustworthy. she will always be there for you. she also loves hugs and his friends. she will bring your life joy and light. Don’t lose an Ivanka because he is one of a kind. she also wants people to be happy even if it means she isn’t she can live a bad life but never show it. she may seem weak but she isn’t. she also is a great girlfriend 89.9% you will meet her on omegle and she saves and changes ur life

I swear i want to find a Helide

by Ayouyou November 21, 2021

Matt Helders

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something

He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit

by xxJo November 30, 2011

helisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

helixer

Oral treatment for when your wife/gf has a headache and only pleasure down below will provide the cure.

Baby, my head's a poundin', I need that helixer right away!

by Frank'n berry October 17, 2013

helipenis

When 4 men get naked and strap themselves together with leather straps with each man's penis sticking out. They then get a woman to stand next to them, then they spin at about 350 miles per hour slapping the woman with all 4 penises. Sometimes, the men also masturbate while spinning and create cum traveling so fast that it penetrates the skin of the woman and kills her. This is also used as a torture tactic by soviet russia on women from Idaho to learn the secret to their famous potatoes.

Dicks helipenis

by A Soviet Russian [potato] February 21, 2014

holidelay

When a business decision or project is delayed due to the chaos of days off, vacations and general apathy towards the end of December.

Worker 1: You know how we were hoping to make the purchase by December 15th. We missed that so it won't happen until January.

Worker 2: Another holidelay. Now the project won't get finished until spring.

by xtremerange December 20, 2012

Heide

means Golden inhibited love!

Some times creates confussion in others.

The most spontanious girl you'll ever meet.... hair that changes colour like a radiant rainbow.

She lights up the lives of the people she meets and touches hearts with laughter and loveliness.

She has a twinkle in her eye; mischief is always a set of handcuffs away with Heide. Uninhibited. saucy minx!

When she touches your heart you are left with imprints on your soul. compassionate.

Has the most filthy laugh and you know anything is posible when you have a Heide in your company!
Everyone needs a Heide in their lives ~ few achieve the privellage of the rare presence that is a Heide.

'you were tied to the bed?! that is sooo Heide'

'she was dancing in her underwear to 'dude looks like a lady'.... you're a Heide - so uninhibited'

by skatty kat February 5, 2010