Heide 

means Golden inhibited love!

Some times creates confussion in others.

The most spontanious girl you'll ever meet.... hair that changes colour like a radiant rainbow.

She lights up the lives of the people she meets and touches hearts with laughter and loveliness.

She has a twinkle in her eye; mischief is always a set of handcuffs away with Heide. Uninhibited. saucy minx!

When she touches your heart you are left with imprints on your soul. compassionate.

Has the most filthy laugh and you know anything is posible when you have a Heide in your company!
Everyone needs a Heide in their lives ~ few achieve the privellage of the rare presence that is a Heide.

'you were tied to the bed?! that is sooo Heide'

'she was dancing in her underwear to 'dude looks like a lady'.... you're a Heide - so uninhibited'

Heide by skatty kat February 5, 2010

heide 

fobby, caring, and compassionate.
she is a leo and she enjoys the company of friends, good food and good music.

last weekend heide and her friends made dinner and ate noodles with milktea

heide by klingaling November 28, 2003

Heide 

A super cool brethren who is amazing at nitro volleyball, but is weird looking

He’s definitely a heide

Heide by Fartonme29 February 28, 2024

Heide Ho 

A girl or woman who appears to have her shit together on the outside--educated, average/or pretty, fit, church-going, volunteers, staple of girlfriends. But on the inside, she dates married men, flirts with her girlfriends' men, and is often looking for a sugar-daddy to use...Heidi (exterior) Ho (self-explanatory).

I just booted my girlfriend (insert name here) from my life because I realized that she was a Heide Ho.

Heide Ho by Thouston299 September 5, 2010

Heidi Date 

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks

Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.

Heidi Date by will bitten January 23, 2017

Double-headed Mutant Eagle 

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

Double-headed Mutant Eagle by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

a red headed stepchild's rental mule 

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

a red headed stepchild's rental mule by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016