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Pass us a Heino, lets go to Wezley!
heino by Travis Bickle September 7, 2003
Adjective/Adverbium

An act of such amazing retardedness, that ordinary word simply cannot describe it.
To be heino is a mixture of autism, retardedness, and cringe

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God damn that was heino

How can it be so difficult, to not be heino - GOBrief
Heino by Kylling August 23, 2017
The word is used to describe a situation, group or a person who is showing a big lack of intelligence or common sense.
"he dosen't know what a computer is, what a heino"
"lul that was so heino"
heino by brieF November 27, 2017

Heino-Autism 

An extremely high autism level, and it's very rare.
Doctor: he might have Heino-Autism
Patient: HURR DURRRH!
Jakobs mom: God Dammit...
Heino-Autism by Bamsefar69 January 27, 2018

Heino Laizāns 

Very long, and tasty human being, that chase his dreams with his tasty tummy.
Whos that big tall chungus? oU its Heino Laizāns
Heino Laizāns by Washingg.73 November 22, 2021

Heino Laizāns 

There is not much to say about him. He is just an alpha.
Heino Laizāns is very cool.
Heino Laizāns by laizanus November 22, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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