Heifersexual

A male that prefers intimate relationships with physically large women.

So, it seems that Gilford has made the transition to heifersexual, have you seen the size of his new girlfriend?

by markalodian June 2, 2018

hikersexual

n. A person who is sexually attractive due to the entirely natural state of their body; the person's defining characteristic. Not intentionally masculine, feminine, or androgynous, as those labels are continuously redefined by each society. Rather, a person who is overtly real, unmodified, and physically defined only by their genes and their interaction with the environment.

adj. (of a person) sexually attracted to unmodified people.
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction to natural body image : hikersexual desire.

Oh Shari. I just can't take it anymore. All society offers me are metrosexuals, poofs, prettyboys, armchair warriors, billboard cowboys, and emos. I'm gonna' thru-hike the A.T. in hopes of finding one of those dreamy hikersexuals. You know; a *real* man!

<beeeep> Hey Bob... just wanted you to know. I threw my trophy wife out yesterday. I got tired of waking up next to someone I didn't recognize or want until after she'd spent 3 hours putting herself together every morning. I quit my job, put my place on the market, and am headed for the P.C.T. to locate one of those backcountry hikersexual babes. You know; a chick with brown body hair, everywhere nature intends.

by Bachelor boB December 30, 2007

Heiferosexual

a person who is sexually attracted to, and has sexual preference for a fat person.

Check Piff out, why does he always go for the fatties? He's a full-bore heiferosexual.

by Poopstack October 14, 2009

Hetersexuality

Heterosexual adjective; the practice of sexual attraction to, and/or sexual relations with, genders different from one's own, with or without romantic attraction and/or romantic relationship.

My parents were in the habit of exercising hetersexuality regularly, as it was customary for them both.

by C0L0R July 31, 2018