6 definitions by markalodian
She's a "Knockout" typically refers to a woman who in addition to being physically attractive, also exhibits great empathy, appreciation, and respect for all things and people she comes into contact with.
by markalodian October 25, 2019
Gahwage: how a person of Asian ancestry, who’s first language isn’t English, pronounces the word “Garage”.
Hay Mr. Girston, do you still have that cool 1971Dodge in that Gahwage of yours? No, Ying Wah, I sold it.
by markalodian January 30, 2019
by markalodian February 15, 2015
A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.
Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.
by markalodian June 13, 2021
A physically large woman who’s habitat is typically in an office environment, often holding a managerial title.
Have you met Gilford’s new boss; she’s obviously a descendant of the nearly extinct species Rumpus Erectus.
by markalodian April 30, 2021
So, it seems that Gilford has made the transition to heifersexual, have you seen the size of his new girlfriend?
by markalodian May 5, 2018