Definitions by markalodian

Thermal Rape 

When one partner goes to bed in advance of their chosen partner, and warms it up. Then the second entrant arrives, at a later time, finding their side is cold, approaches without consent, the other person, to steal their warmth.

Hey Gifford, you look well rested today, it was so cold last night, did you crank the HVAC? No way, I dove into the sak 20 minutes after the unit, and prosecutsed a Thermal Rape.

Thermal Rape by markalodian May 23, 2024

Butt-Dial 

A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.

Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.

Butt-Dial by markalodian June 12, 2021

Rumpus Erectus 

A physically large woman who’s habitat is typically in an office environment, often holding a managerial title.

Have you met Gilford’s new boss; she’s obviously a descendant of the nearly extinct species Rumpus Erectus.

Rumpus Erectus by markalodian April 29, 2021

Knockout 

She's a "Knockout" typically refers to a woman who in addition to being physically attractive, also exhibits great empathy, appreciation, and respect for all things and people she comes into contact with.

Have your met Mark's new girlfriend Vicky? Yes, she is quite a knockout.

Knockout by markalodian October 25, 2019

Gahwage 

Gahwage: how a person of Asian ancestry, who’s first language isn’t English, pronounces the word “Garage”.

Hay Mr. Girston, do you still have that cool 1971Dodge in that Gahwage of yours? No, Ying Wah, I sold it.

Gahwage by markalodian January 29, 2019

Heifersexual 

A male that prefers intimate relationships with physically large women.

So, it seems that Gilford has made the transition to heifersexual, have you seen the size of his new girlfriend?

Heifersexual by markalodian June 2, 2018

barn snargle 

The act of having intercourse in a barn or similar farm out building.

Have you seen Gilford or Naomi recently?

I think they're getting barn snargled.

barn snargle by markalodian February 14, 2015