Hefty bag

a overweight or obese douchebag commonly the wing man of a more powerful douche bag such as the player bag or alpha bag in other words the alpha bags scrotege'.
Wears: anything lil' wayne wears

1. gah that guys such a douch. I know and his scrotege' hefty bag
2.

by Chippy from tim and eric August 1, 2009

hefty bag

A woman whose shape resembles that of a full hefty bag.

What time is the hefty bag coming to pick up the money tonight?

by Native American River October 13, 2007

hefty bag

super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...

"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"

man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.

girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me

by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010

heafty bag

Heafty bag giant condom

A heafty bag is for people with huge dicks

by Urgent6hzhgz April 20, 2017

Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008