Hefty bag

a overweight or obese douchebag commonly the wing man of a more powerful douche bag such as the player bag or alpha bag in other words the alpha bags scrotege'.
Wears: anything lil' wayne wears

1. gah that guys such a douch. I know and his scrotege' hefty bag
2.

Hefty bag by Chippy from tim and eric August 1, 2009

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hefty bag

A woman whose shape resembles that of a full hefty bag.

What time is the hefty bag coming to pick up the money tonight?

hefty bag by Native American River October 13, 2007

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hefty bag

super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...

"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"

man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.

girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me

hefty bag by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010

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Heafty bag giant condom

A heafty bag is for people with huge dicks

heafty bag by Urgent6hzhgz April 20, 2017

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Heafty brown bag

This is one of those shits that takes a bit of work to get out, but when it hits the water it sounds like you've dropped a bag of groceries & usaually spashes your arse.

"man, my arse is so wet after that
"Heafty brown bag".

Heafty brown bag by 007 in heaven October 27, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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