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Hedilness by Cuttiewithabooty April 23, 2018
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Heiness
A title given to, or used in addressing, a person of royal rank who is utterly odious}, [wicked, or evil.
Typically used by salty, illiterate plebes to refer to their intellectual superiors when their grammar or spelling is corrected.
Derived from highness and heinous.
Typically used by salty, illiterate plebes to refer to their intellectual superiors when their grammar or spelling is corrected.
Derived from highness and heinous.
"You can couch surf at my place, unless you're planning on staying in swishy hotel for princesses."
"Ahh, was there ever a question?"
"Of course not, my royal heiness".
"Highness? Heinous? "
"Heiness...fucking, spelling nazi. Enjoy your hotel. 😡 "
"Ahh, was there ever a question?"
"Of course not, my royal heiness".
"Highness? Heinous? "
"Heiness...fucking, spelling nazi. Enjoy your hotel. 😡 "
Heiness by spacebanana July 27, 2019
headiness
Headiness was first used in the long forgotten burroughs of western Antarctica where a group of delusional linguists were exiled after the great schism known today simply as Lingua Terminato. After the seventeenth century revolt, the purveyors of proper English beat the group known solely as the Blah Blahs, in a hard fought battle on the open plains of interpretative language. The Blah Blahs fought long and hard to maintain the ability to make up retarded words and use them in everyday language in hopes that the dotterels of society would hear these words used on t.v., believe they were actual words, and proceed to propagate their words amongst the uneducated and neurologically challenged. Then after years of constant build-up, this language would be used as secret code in order to overthrow the nations of proper English, the strategy being that their battle plans would be undecipherable to those of normal intelligence. After coming into power they would then build a society on the foundation of ignorance and live in perceived bliss for their remaining days.
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