Heavy Ass

When a woman has a nice thick ass that has some weight on it. Butt cheeks likely pop out the bottom of her shorts.

That girl KD has a nice heavy ass

by Stopher0189 March 13, 2021

Heavy-ass

Something so heavy, it can be described as heavier than a dummy thicc ass.

Man, this Heavy-ass bag of retards sure is hard to carry!

by Retard the third June 8, 2019

Heavy Ass Weight

Heavy Ass Weight was first founded by our lord and savior Ronnie Coleman during the prime of Lifting. HAW can be defined as these three separate categories

Arms - if your curling anything over 50’s for reps, that’s heavy ass weight

Legs - if your repping 315 for 3 sets of 5, that’s heavy ass weight

Chest - if your repping 225, that’s heavy ass weight

Cade - “ hey dude how much is that guy over there lifting ? “

Rios - “ idk but it’s definitely some heavy ass weight “

by Mean machine May 22, 2022

ass heave

When the schphincter muscles give in to the inner pressure of the rectum and spell forth a massive amount of doo-doo.

Gosh! Indian food made my tummy upset I feel I may need to ass heave.

by wetbackoftatt00 March 24, 2009

heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

by kakashiru August 5, 2010

ass heave

After holding your shit for hours and finally being able to sit down and release.

Doug said he had to shit 3 hours ago. I bet he has to ass heave.

by wetbackoftatt00 February 26, 2009