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Hearing AIDS 

Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.
"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"
Hearing AIDS by AriAstor March 19, 2010

Hearing AIDS 

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.
I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!
Hearing AIDS by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009

Hearing AIDS 

A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS
Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.
Hearing AIDS by entonces_taco August 7, 2022

Hearing-AIDS

What could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear sex.
George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.

Mayo: No, what happened?

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
Hearing-AIDS by silverlemur December 9, 2008

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.
George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head
Hearing-AIDS by silverlemur December 13, 2008

Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)
This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....
Hearing-AIDS by Ruv March 19, 2005
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