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headpants 

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Headpants (hed-pantz), n. : The polar opposite of an asshat. An awesome person.
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Both of them were asshats! Well, that guy was a little less of an asshat than the other.

Yeah. Good thing Amir was there, or the whole night would've sucked. He's a real headpants.

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What do you do when you have to walk a mile and a half in a downpour, and by the time you arrive, your jeans are soaked from the pockets down? But your shirt is dry. And your flannel overshirt is dry.

Clearly, if you're as much of a headpants as she is, you turn it into a skirt, by wrapping it around your waist and attaching as many of the buttons as you can.
headpants by my name is Cos November 15, 2009
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Headpants 

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The opposite of an asshat.
My bestfriend is headpants and my ex is an asshat.
Headpants by killer818hottie March 18, 2023

Worldwide Headpat Day 

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July 14th is Worldwide Headpat Day.
Go and headpat someone that's close to you
Happy Worldwide Headpat Day

Headpat 

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An action of moving a hand over another person’s head and it gives a pleasure feeling.

Often used in animes and for zai.
Zai deserves all the head pats in the world

You deserve a headpat

Pat me senpai

*Pat* *pat*
Headpat by Hairosexual July 22, 2018

headpat slut

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A person who loves headpats so much to the point where you are almost required to give them headpats
this is a headpat slut, make sure to give them headpats before you go!
headpat slut by IzumiWasTaken December 1, 2019

Headpat 

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An action of patting somebody's head. Usually meaning happiness,affection,acceptance,or appreciation of the persons head you pat.
I gave him a headpat because I appreciate him. 💜

Oh she gave he a headpat because I did something good!💙
Headpat by 0ShySociopath0 June 24, 2021

Headpat 

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an act of affection, done by placing a hand on another person's head, and either moving it from side to side gently (petting) or moving it up and down (patting). usually done with close and semi-close friends. can make one feel calmer and happier.
"I'm gonna headpat you"

*pat pat*
Headpat by TheNameIsTanya February 8, 2021
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