Head shart 

When your significant other eats your poo then gives you head

Toms girlfriend gave me a “head shart” last night

Head shart by Mikey furlong July 7, 2021

all head and no shaft 

A very sad penis with a giant helmet and no neck. aka Mushroom tip. GNome hat or bridget the midget.

Carla; Josh is all head and no shaft.
bianca: You'd been better off getting a butt plug

all head and no shaft by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018

All Head, No Shaft 

Analogous to "All Bark, No Bite". A person who is a loud, obnoxious, overly aggressive jackass, but without anything to back up the behavior. It's is like having a thick two-inch dick with a huge head, impressive to the owner but basically useless.

"Look at this feeble dork acting hard and trying to boss everyone around;

He's All Head, No Shaft."

All Head, No Shaft by Tabooky February 4, 2009

headshat 

Past-tense form of headshot.

i headshat you :3

headshat by buttfucker 3000 September 17, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004