Head Wind

When a man farts while receiving oral sex

Dude, she must have been pretty wasted because she kept going while I hit her with some thick head wind

by Buddy Gold January 6, 2011

Head Wind

when having anal sex and the woman farts you get a little head wind.

I was doing this chick (anal) and she gave me head wind.

by Dusty Bottoms 69 July 1, 2007

Head wind

Head wind is when you are getting head and the giver has to take a breath with your dong still in her mouth.

Bitch was suckin it so long she gave me head wind just to catch her breath.

by madmike135 December 14, 2009

head window

A persons lame attempt to copy Facebook or other people network.

That guy is trying to head window Facebook.

by justagal June 22, 2009

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."

1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

headwind

the act of farting while getting a blowjob.

"it was going great, but then she stopped after i gave her some strong headwind."

by shameetskeed April 14, 2008

Economic Headwinds

Reason given by publicly traded companies while reporting poor performance to investors.

Hey Joe last quarter really sucked we should not have decorated our offices and written big bonus checks to ourselves, what should we do? No worries, I have an easy response, we just tell our investors that we hit economic headwinds and that is why profits are down.

by Mmadigan February 10, 2009