Head Pat
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Pat short people on the head week
Pat short people on the head week by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023
Pat on the Head
A term used to describe the event of an errantly hit golf ball striking the forehead of the drink lady, driving a drink cart on a golf course. Most common occurrences are during the month of January in Palm Springs.
Wow! Did you see that! My drive totally went off the heel of my club, and gave that drink lady down there a Pat on the Head!
Pat on the Head by 5fortie3 December 30, 2010
Head Patrol
Group of school girls who often wonder around your local mall wearing too much make-up and dressed very trashy. They can often be offered cheap achohol or cigarettes in exchange for a quick wordBJ/word, titty flash or some anal lovin' that ends with worddirty sanchez/word.
To identify the Head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.
To identify the Head patrol, you should look for a group of girls that may vary in size from 3 or more where one girl will be fat, another will be ankles and elbows and at least one will be very overdeloped for her age.
I had a three-way with the head patrol!
I got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk ass and I got ass raped at the county jail, shit.
I got some head from the head patrol, then the cops arrested my drunk ass and I got ass raped at the county jail, shit.
Head Patrol by FBodyJim October 13, 2003
head patch
head patch by Andzdab February 14, 2006
Off The Beaten Path Head
Someone with a deformed skull which looks like a bumpy off road path. Also an idiot beatneck loser who tries to act big. A tramp.
That one redneck on SA:MP who you can pick as your character has an Off The Beaten Path Head.
Look at that guy over there. . . yeah he is a scuzzball beatneck Off The Beaten Path Head.
Look at that guy over there. . . yeah he is a scuzzball beatneck Off The Beaten Path Head.
Off The Beaten Path Head by Meankookoo31337 July 15, 2009
Patch Head
Someone who has just been patched in a motorcycle club and thinks they run the world. They have no reguards to anything else except that they have been patch and they are highly obsessed with themselves. Nothing will stop them.
Patch Head by sluttymcgabin February 14, 2012
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!