Haydn lewis

Haydn lewis is slag for fruit cake, commonly used in Hampshire

An example is, get out of bed it’s 4 o’clock stop being a Haydn Lewis

an other example is hey Jerry do you wanna walk to the shop to get £5 munch, Jerry nah it’s raining out side, Jerry your such a gaydn lewis

Haydn lewis by Hampshireeebw123 June 18, 2019

Hayden Lewis 

Hayden Lewis likes the pus! he's intelligent and therefore knows his way around a woman but can he find the clit?
his amazing personality goes hand in hand with his humongous cock it makes all the ladies jealous. he's very smart and only brags to those who are close to him. He knows so many people and everyone loves him because he's so funny!

girl one: "I saw Hayden Lewis last night he's penis is the size of a skyscraper"

girl two: "woah im sure he bragged about his 8 in biology too!"

Hayden Lewis by ofmsbxoepmaurn February 20, 2021