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Hawian punch 

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Done by a male:
After having sex with a female parter, using a condom, a male should remove the used condom from his penis, stick his fingers on the outside tip and reverse roll it down his hand. Once the used, semen covered inside layer is around his hand/down his arm he will punch the female partner in the face and yell "Aloha Bitch".

*Kenny, Jon
After a night of terrible awkard sex, insted of cuddling with his partner, Kenny insisted on Hawian punching the one-night stander.
Hawian punch by jur7 January 16, 2008
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hawian punch 

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to fist a women during her period.
my girl friend didn't want to have sex during her period. so i decided to give her a hawian punch.
hawian punch by greenskully7 December 27, 2011

Hawiian Punch 

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The act of having your partner drink juice approximately 15 mins before sex, so that sometime during sex they really have to pee. Then, right as you orgasm, punch them in the kidneys so that they immediately piss blood.
Dude, I hooked up with my Gwen last night and gave her a Hawiian punch!
Hawiian Punch by Wilson in Iraq December 16, 2008

Hawiian Punch Heimlich 

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Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate.
I'm so depressed. I guess I'll have to Hawiian Punch Heimlich tonight. The recovery was long and hard last time but the sympathy is great to resolve my depression.

Hawiian Punching 

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When someone offers you a drink from their beverage and you chug it.
Kid 1: Want some soda?

Hawiian Punching Kid: Sure!

*CHUG* *CHUG* *CHUG*

Kid 1: Hey don't drink all of it!

Hawiian Punching Kid: He he he...
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