having dinner 

what shawn mendes says when he’s about to have sex

“im having dinner”

having dinner by dihhh August 7, 2018

having dinner with gorillas 

A useful, go-to mental technique useful to increase one’s tolerance of otherwise intolerable social events.

When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!

having dinner with gorillas by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Im having dinner

Hello it's me Neil having dinner woohoo

Did you Know Neil is having dinner?

Im Having dinner indeed

Im having dinner by Neil Is Having Dinner March 31, 2025

Having Jesus over for dinner 

Instead of faking a plausible excuse, a person tells an audacious lie in order to make it known that they just don't want to hang out with you, presumably in order to offend you enough that the situation won't occur again.

Jake: Hey man, you wanna go catch a flick at the old drive-thru?

Jim: Nah dude, I'm having Jesus over for dinner.

Jake: Weak!

Having Jesus over for dinner by zekepliskin December 6, 2009