Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .
Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.
Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.
by Pike tfi November 05, 2017

The only reason anyone should speed and drive like a maniac on a holiday. It's assumed the reckless driver must have been responsible for bringing the turkey and is running late to the dinner. Turkey can be replaced with any important holiday feast dish.
by daluved1 November 28, 2010

by swope the bird man November 28, 2013

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.
by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003

Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.
Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.
Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.
by Jo-han August 11, 2006

by phosolo December 24, 2022
