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Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.
Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey ‘
by Pike tfi November 05, 2017
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Having a turkey can often mean to have a moan or to be displeased with something.

Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.
"Look, shes having a turkey" (moaning)
or
"Oh no... you're actually having a turk" (unhappy)
by Jo-han August 11, 2006
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