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Havah is the ancient name of Eve the mother of all humanity. It is also used to express the feminine divine in a well known construct. In this form Jah ( God ) and Havah are joined to become Jehovah ( multiple spellings abound but this is obviously the most common )
Jah + Havah = Jehovah. A reference to he androgynous nature of God and also of our original progenitor/progenetrix who before the intrusion of sin required no mechanism of reproduction as they were intended to be Gods companions for eternity. We still are, praise the Lord!
havah by Leigh G August 29, 2006
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A girl with a religious name but far from religious. She's stuck up. She shouldn't be because she's cute but not gorgeous.

Havahs usually have a great body especially the booty is on point. UNDERCOVER FREAK! Not afraid to try anything and she can definitely keep a secret.

If you meet a Havah, be ready for a freaky time.
I met this girl and she's DTF! She's a Havah, because she asked me out.
Havah by Therealwisewon April 29, 2023
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Havah Nagila 

Israeli folk song sung at Jewish celebrations, e.g marriages, bar mitzvahs and bah mitzvahs. It means "let us rejoice."
Havah Nagila Everybody. Shalom. Welcome to the marriage of my nephew and his beautiful but stupid new bride Tara. You're amazing for marrying him but stupid and beautiful. Remember everyone to put your deposits and blessings in the coffin, I mean coffer to help send them on their way! A fresh start not bond money, ball and chain, get it? Okay. tough crowd. Hava nagila everyone! Let's start with a roast and a toast!

Hanahaki Disease 

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.

(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).
~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.

"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.

hanahaki disease 

a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease, often used in fanfictions, where the victim regurgitates and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from unrequited love. The illness can only be cured through surgical removal, however any existing romantic feelings are also removed with the infection.
the "hanahaki disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it...sorry!

Hava Nagila 

An Israeli folk song that means, "Let Us Rejoice & Be Glad."

Ashton Kutcher's character, Evan, in The Butterfly Effect made a reference to this song.
Evan (Ashton): That's great, maybe I can spin my wheelchair to the techno remix of Hava Nagila until I puke.
Hava Nagila by Ardent August 31, 2004