Haupia 

One hammah dolo that likes to lay on his back cuz all types of relaxin. Bugga will pull when he walks but das cuz he one strong dawg. His olos stay big but his heart stay bigger. Small and sweet but can get all nuts if you like act dumb. Loves his belly rubs but growls if you wake him up from slumber. Overall pretty cherry pup, especially if you get um in the walmart parking lot.

Haupia boy is a bradda's best friend. Get you a Haupia and all the honeys gon flock.

Haupia by bigolohammah April 30, 2022

Hautian Hoochie 

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)

Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."

Hautian Hoochie by Hero523 August 4, 2007

Hauppauge 

A town off the expressway with no way to get around unless you drive. Literally the middle of nowhere

Person 1: I can't seem to get around efficiently where I live

Person 2. I feel you man you must be in hauppauge

Hauppauge by Conker1 November 28, 2016

Happiana 

A word used to discribe someone with the name Ariana as being happy and takes the two words happy and Ariana to form Happiana. Although happiana can be used for anyone named Ariana, this is mainly used by Arianators on social media to describe when Ariana Grande is happy.

Arianator: “omg look at Ariana Grande she looks so happy! Happiana is my fav”

Jack: “Aw look at Ariana she looks so happy in her new dress.”
Jill: “Yeah she looks so happiana.”

Happiana by @NoTearsJD on twitter July 5, 2018

Hauppauge District 

A school that is nice on the outside, but pretty messed up within. There are either the popular (that all suck it’s like a movie lol not kidding), the whores, the druggies, the really nice and smart kids,
Mutual , skaters, and emos. Nobody in the middle school wants to be there. There is enough drama and bullshit in that school the recreate all the reality tv shows in America. We haven’t won homecoming in 9 years yet we still set off fireworks to celebrate another disappointment of a Hauppauge sports team. Pretty much the only team that does well is wrestling and or volleyball. There music program is great yet not much appreciated by the students that don’t participate and everyday is either a scene from mean girls and or real housewives or who the hell cares. 7th and 8th graders are the worst;They think they own the town even though they’re all bitches who run home to there mom and dads when they don’t get they’re way. Almost everyone there is self centered uncaring pieces of shit who think they’re bad ass cause they smoke weed and drink alcoho

“Hauppauge is up by 28 points”
“Oh well guess they’re not going to win again”
“Hauppauge District sucks they will never win”

Hauppauge District by Sharks.r.fun May 31, 2018

hautian 

A native of Terre Haute. These people are among the slowest humans on the planet both mentally and physically. They enjoy mullets, walmart, and romantic dinners at the Ponderosa steakhouse. They have trouble properly operating automobiles and like to leave appliances in the street.

Wow, I didn't know Jones is a hautian

hautian by Crazy Hautian May 12, 2004

Hauppauge 

A fairly large town in Suffolk County, New York, where about 98% of the kids smoke weed or get trashed every weekend and most school days (including 7th and 8th graders). The school itself basically sucks and is too strict, and the athletics are either extraordinary or completely suck, there is also a friendly rivalry between the Smithtowns but hated rivalries with boh Commack and Dix Hills... most of the kids are in mixed groups but there is a high percentage of kids who think they are either black, skater or emo.. most of these groups of people hangout with each other regardless of what they think they are. drugs dogs are also frequently roaming the hallways every other week.

Hauppauge kid #1: "yo, u wanna go to a party tonight?"
Hauppauge kid #2: " yea, i heard that some kid is having a few people over but we all know its gunna turn into an open house"

Hauppauge by shazzzzzzam January 3, 2008