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Haulin Oats 

Hauling Oats is simply a saying used when you are running really fast, or when your owning some one at a video game or when your just fuckin shit up.
A-Champ was Haulin Oats last night!
Haulin Oats by A-Champ May 15, 2010

Haulin' Oats 

a clever name for an oatmeal delivering service; it is a reference to the late 70's to early mid-80's American pop music duo Hall & Oates

first suggested by Zack Galifianakis on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Person 1: Wow! How did your oats get here so fast!

Person 2: Haulin' Oats has a great delivery service and a very clever name!
Haulin' Oats by JopertG December 17, 2010

Haulin' Oats 

When you begin to run faster then you ever have before, so fast that your are faster then the world's quickest horse. As if you were eating the very same oats that the fastest horse was raised eating.
Guy 1: "Dude, look at Dan he's running so fast"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro he's haulin' oats"
Haulin' Oats by Wazikazi August 12, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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