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To have sex without the use of a condom.
"She said she was on the pill, so when I fucked her I hit it hatless and didn't pull out."
hatless by Richard Hatless June 10, 2008
A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."
Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"

Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."
Hamless by liquidforeplay July 27, 2018
Harless people are fuckin rad
harless by Ayeeeesun62 December 20, 2016
1) A waitress that serves up hate. To be used with words such as haterade.

2) A female hater.
1) Person 1: Kylie is a professional hatress.
Person 2: Yeah, I wonder when her shift ends.

2) That girl is the queen player hatress.
hatress by islandgirl1979 March 18, 2013

Hatleysquats

A form of squat created on September 27, 2011 by Ben Hatley. It begins by standing by the Benmobile's front wheel with the feet spread as wide as possible. The wheel is then kicked or turned and then, between turns of the wheel, a plyometric squat is done. That is you jump up in between turns of the wheel. This is very powerful. If you thought doing squats was fun before, wait till you try Hatleysquats - they are awesome! Ben Hatley approved.
Ben: Hey Bryant, come here. How about a round of Hatleysquats? (he kicks the wheel of the Benmobile)

Bryant: I'm not sure. I know how to do it, but we did some this morning.

Ben: Well, it wouldn't hurt to do some again. Here, spread your feet and squat down when I turn the wheel. Then, for every time it turns, jump up once. Ready? (he turns the wheel and Bryant jumps up)

Liv: Wow! Are you doing Hatleysquats again? Let me at it! These are fun. Better than any old regular squat that I do.

Bryant: (counting, having already done 5) Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine.. Ten! There! I feel awesome now.

Snapper: What?! This crazy exercise. I used to do these, but not like that. Show me.

Bryant: Here Aunt Snapper, I'll show you. Spread your feet out and crouch down. Then, when Grandpa Ben turns the wheel, jump up, then squat again. Its easy. Its a Hatleysquat.

Snapper: (tries it) Woah, that's brisk. Do you think Grandma Mac might like it?

Ben: Sure, she'll love it. They are so hot your quads will be an inferno by the time we're done. (he rubs his leg because he's squatted for so long) Sweet!
Hatleysquats by Dusty's Baby Powder September 28, 2011
A foreign douchebag who tends to walk nude throughout his house; overall an inbred piece of shit.
Johnny, you see that fucker over there, he's new here and he already beat up little willy. He's such a hartless.
hartless by Dontlistentome123 November 28, 2013
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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