Hater’s rant Share definition Flag A very long, loud, and angry rant. Makes people annoyed. Usually used when someone is very sad or angry. John Cena is talking, but it sounds like a hater’s rant! Hater’s rant by RandomGuydkcdjfjfkffmfkfmckfck June 23, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Hater’s rant mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch