Nickname for a peculiar fancy boy who is dandy in every sense of the word and is a practicing Marxist. This type of life form has been recognized for accumulating the largest charm bracelet collection in this universe. Hobbies include worshipping small trinkets and inviting strangers to squat and unleash volcanic eruptions of fecal matter upon his face. Unsubstantiated claims have been made that he consumes the waste during this process, and that he considers it as important as breathing, if not more.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!