hasbien 

A women who used to be a lesbian but is now dating a man

Ellen Degeneres' former girlfiend.

hasbien by Jason Benjamin September 10, 2003

hasbien 

A straight woman who used to be a lesbian.

Ann Hesh is a double hasbien. She's been with a guy, then a girl, and now has a baby with a diffent guy.

hasbien by Big D! September 11, 2003

hasbien 

The Name Given to a chick that has once been a lesbian but now isnt.

What?? Rachel is a hasbien

hasbien by hamghetti... September 21, 2008

Hasbien 

Somebody who used to be a lesbain

Woman 1 "Oh yes, I was a lesbian in 1982"
Woman 2 (aside to Woman 3) "She's such a hasbien."

Hasbien by ironsc02 September 11, 2008

Hasbien 

A young girl, who has, at some point, been homosexual, and is no longer.

Also known as: a poser.

Boy: "Dude, did you see that girl? I heard she's a Hasbien. She dated like five girls then decided she was straight."

Girl: "OH, I KNOW! And her boyfriend is a No-mo!"

Hasbien by Sarangjayeo July 4, 2011

Hastience 

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."

Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness

Hastience by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011

hasbeend 

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex

The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.

hasbeend by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009