A traditional greeting method that dates back to Pilgrims. Also used to accentuate a point. Dipping one's taint into another one's unexpected mouth. Performed similarly to a teabag, except all taint. Taintastic.

She couldn't figure out how to change the tire, so I gave her a Hairy Morgan

Hairy Morgan by Hairy Morgan November 2, 2010

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john hardy morgan

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.

Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice

john hardy morgan by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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