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harry carry 

to commit suicide (from the Japanesse expression to slice oneself open with a ritual sword. A gross simplification of the actual Japanesse expression.) Example: see the film "Harold and Maude" for an excellent demonstration by the main character, out of context
1)That guy from Brooklyn committed Harry Carry when his wife left him.

2)It was Harry Carry time when his business when under.

3)Those Japs would commit Harry Carry instead of surrendering in WWII, thinking it was a more honorable death.
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Harry Carry 

A spin-off of the popular gameBloody Mary”. Say Harry Carry Five Times in a mirror and a ghost Samurai will stab you in the gut with his sword.
Virgin: Man I’m too much of a pussy to play Bloody Mary

Chad: Then play Harry Carry
Harry Carry by Edulitoh Stan April 28, 2020

Hairy Carry 

A sexual act where the male inserts both testicles into the female's vagina. It is a play on words, based on the name of the famous Chicago Cubs' announcer, Harry Carey.
Your mom's vagina must be huge, because I was actually able to pull off a Hairy Carry.
Hairy Carry by heavywayne July 3, 2010

Harry Caray Hairy Scary

Derived from the term Hairy Scary (excessive pubic hair). The Harry Caray Hairy Scary occurs when you find public hair on your Chicago-style deep dish pizza.
Holy cow! The pizza was awesome; at least until I found the Harry Caray Hairy Scary. Not sure how that got there.
Harry Caray Hairy Scary by kdbamaman November 18, 2012

Harry Caray 

When you pay the cover to enter the strip club with no other intentions than to take a shit.
That guy didn’t want to throw quarters at Sissy when she fell off the pole he just came to do a Harry Caray.
Harry Caray by Hardon Long July 23, 2022

long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.
"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"