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Harrison Central 

This is a town where ALL the football players have slept with the same girl, Everybody has diseases, Everyone has done drugs, and got caught with underage consumption, Major drug dealers are the freshmen. Its a max of 8,000 people. Where even if your 10, You can buy alcohol.

Harrison Cental Highschool is GAY, literally everyone goes through a gay phase, Our cheerleaders suck and our whole football team is a bunch of pot heads, every girl gets with their best friends boyfriend, The boys are players or hillbillies and the girls are sluts.! This describes Harrison Central perfectly.!! Soooooo many DIRTIES in this school, Like for real who cant take a effin bath.?!

8th graders try to get with seniors.... and succeed.!

The whole junior high smells really bad.! The main hallway smellls DISGUSTING! B.O. the boys are immature.! The girls are goody goodies, no one can keep there mouth shut. jealousy is big at harrison.

The lunch sucks.! They are now served cheese sandwiches half a cup of fruit and a milk.. Wow!

Other than all that everybody knows everybody and its very rare to find a true friend but eventually you will.
Boy "Hey you wanna hook up?"
Girl "Dont I always?;)"

This would be Harrison Central..
Harrison Central by BlackkkANDYelloww December 14, 2010

Harrison Central High School

The school with possibly the biggest percent of fake Barbie girls, and douche bag guys. If you don't party every weekend, smoke, or drink, or are a virgin, you're a loser. There's a fight almost every week. At the school or on Facebook. We've been on the national news for our cheese sandwiches for lunch. You can rarely trust anyone there.

Our football team went from going undefeated, to losing almost every single game. Same with our basketball team. The cheerleaders have gotten better than they used to be.
The sport with the most accomplishments would probably be cross country. Though apparently, if it isn't football or basketball, no one cares. If you're a good athlete you can do whatever you want.

Everyone has had a rumor spread about them. No one really cares about anyone else but theirselves. It's very rare to find a non-failing relationship without cheating, or lying.

It sucks.
Person 1: "What school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Harrison Central High School."
Person 1: "Sucks to be you."

Harrison Central HighSchool 

Updated (2021)

Harrison Central. A place where black people can be racist, but whites can’t say sh:t back. A place where your either a country boy/girl, a wannabe thug/gang banger, gay/lesbian, preppy, or a nerd. A place where nobody actually cares about any sport, they just go to hang out with friends. A place where you will most likely get barked at by one of the emo girls. Every dude says they want to fight eachother, but don’t do shit. Some teachers care, but most are there just there for a paycheck. A place where you’ll see your fair share of fights, you’ll see some country boys in their boots and trucks.

You may or may not see one of the 40 year old male teachers look below the waist of a freshman girl.... (not going to name him altho I should)

If you are white and wear anything Trump related, get prepared for your black teacher to not like you the rest of the semester, and a dude saying “i outa smack dat shih right off yo gotdam white ass head.” (Happened to me) So yea, most girls are fake, and most boys are just hormonal teens that try to sleep with every girl that makes eye contact with them.
“Why did I write this long paragraph about Harrison central highschool?”
Cuz I saw one about stone and wanted to do it
“Oh... cool”
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