Harris Teeter 

A grocery store chain in the Carolinas. Often called by its nickname, "Hairy Teater"

Hey, I'm gonna run to the Hairy Teeter to get some condoms.

Harris Teeter by Nick Marco April 29, 2004

Harris Teeter 

Harris Teeter is the King of Hairy Tits. A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.

"Hail to Harris Teeter; the King of Hairy Tits!"

Harris Teeter by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 21, 2023

harris teeter 

The act of jerking off into a condom, cumming, squeezing the semen out into a cup of Coke and Jack, then drinking it.

"The new local gay bar is the best spot for a harris teeter."

harris teeter by NeonJackie December 2, 2024

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter 

Goof off

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010