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Harmony central 

Harmony central (A.k.a HC) is a haven for idiots and angst overflowed wankers who think they play the guitar.

often kids pretending to write reviews about top notch guitars they only dream of owning, and giving advise that is equal to pulling the plug on a terminally ill man on a life machine.

Interestingly however, HC does cater for some clever gems, but these are few and far between, about one of every 500 HC members is a clever chap.
"PRS guitars are gerat!!, they are made of plywoo dand have good pee-ups that sound gerat thru my mesa octuplut rectifier head1"

"do u no tht esp mke gd gtrs, thr gtrs r v.gd nd snd prty gd, thy r gd gtrs."

"SQUIER R DA BST MAEK OF GUITAR 3VER THEY MAEK DA BST SOUND TAHT I USE 2 PLAY BLINK 182 SLIPKNOT AND KORN MUSIC ON AND IT DO3S TEH JOB BUT I WANT 2 INSTAL NU PIKUPS 2 SOUND MOR3 LIEK 2M D3LONGA H3 IS TEH BST GUITARIST EVER AVAN BTER THAN HENDRIX"
Harmony central by Tox February 28, 2004
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harmony-central

Satanic website that promotes Bathomet worship and CP.
Those harmony-central guys just love Bathomet.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026