Hardified

When you are so scared and full of terror you pop a raging boner.

Yo Jamie put on some clothes man you just made me so hardified from looking at your naked glistening body.

Hardified by Nguy69 October 4, 2017

horkified 

To mess up. Usually used in the context of digital information or technology.

This Windows server horkified my PDF file.

horkified by formzero July 13, 2009

hurified 

hurified is a known cute kid who isn’t hated at all. he is only hated by fn kids and unknown retards

hurified is so cute!

hurified by Decor February 2, 2021

hornified 

when an event was horny it was hornified

last night with that girl was hornified

hornified by cam likes words January 14, 2008

De-heartified 

Taking a heart emoji off of someone's contact name bc they have been a bad fucking period stain asshole.

When Maddie fucked me over I de-heartified her ass.

De-heartified by Elizabethxoxo April 9, 2015

Hardilidge Cartilage 

When you get wet or get a raging boner from a good rub and finger/tongue fuck in the ear

Hey baby I love the way you work your tounge on my ear canal, giving me a hardilidge cartilage

Hardilidge Cartilage by The Mortimaster August 12, 2017

heroified 

Overlooking a person's flaws and turning him/her into a hero.

Perhaps because we heroified Tiger Woods throughout his career, he felt that he could get away with all of his promiscuity.

heroified by smart penguin March 15, 2010