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hard nipples

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When dudes get hard, their dick gets hard. When girls get hard, their nipples become hard.
Oh, daddy, you made so hard, hard nipples.. Damn..
hard nipples by damarisguhi March 8, 2018

My Nipples Are Hard 

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This term is usually used when someone had just heard some good - often unexpected - news.
Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!
My Nipples Are Hard by buckonz February 27, 2010

hard nipple 

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A nipple erection of the female body in while the nipple muscle gets hard due to being simulated by incredibily cold weather or sex.
While Sami was unconscious, Sami's dog gave Sami a hard nipple. Sami, thinking it's the girl of his dreams, enjoyed it.

Hard Nipple-Tightis 

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When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis
Hard Nipple-Tightis by Matt January 24, 2004

hard nipple 

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when your nipple is pointy and you rub it on circles.
avery: damn you have a hard nipple

sophia: that made me have a hard nipple
hard nipple by Zenón June 10, 2020

hard-nippled 

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A determined female.

Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.
Stop being hard-nippled about it, you can't get everything you want!
hard-nippled by SHvapor December 11, 2015
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