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hard nipples

When dudes get hard, their dick gets hard. When girls get hard, their nipples become hard.
Oh, daddy, you made so hard, hard nipples.. Damn..
hard nipples by damarisguhi March 8, 2018

My Nipples Are Hard 

This term is usually used when someone had just heard some good - often unexpected - news.
Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!
My Nipples Are Hard by buckonz February 27, 2010

hard nipple 

A nipple erection of the female body in while the nipple muscle gets hard due to being simulated by incredibily cold weather or sex.
While Sami was unconscious, Sami's dog gave Sami a hard nipple. Sami, thinking it's the girl of his dreams, enjoyed it.

Hard Nipple-Tightis 

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis
Hard Nipple-Tightis by Matt January 24, 2004

hard nipple 

when your nipple is pointy and you rub it on circles.
avery: damn you have a hard nipple

sophia: that made me have a hard nipple
hard nipple by Zenón June 10, 2020

hard-nippled 

A determined female.

Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.
Stop being hard-nippled about it, you can't get everything you want!
hard-nippled by SHvapor December 11, 2015
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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