Hard nipples
Hard nipples by Zulfa December 4, 2018
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hard nipples
hard nipples by damarisguhi March 8, 2018
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My Nipples Are Hard
Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!
My Nipples Are Hard by buckonz February 27, 2010
hard nipple
A nipple erection of the female body in while the nipple muscle gets hard due to being simulated by incredibily cold weather or sex.
While Sami was unconscious, Sami's dog gave Sami a hard nipple. Sami, thinking it's the girl of his dreams, enjoyed it.
hard nipple by whats a hard nipple? June 7, 2009
Hard Nipple-Tightis
Hard Nipple-Tightis by Matt January 24, 2004
hard nipple
hard nipple by Zenón June 10, 2020
hard-nippled
A determined female.
Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.
Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.
hard-nippled by SHvapor December 11, 2015
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