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Hard Dream 

A hard dream is where you excrete yourself in your sleep. ( Shit yourself ). If someone has had a very hard / stressful day they could have a hard dream. If you wake up and you find a shit in your underpants , you've probably had a hard dream.
Oliver had a very hard day at school , so he had a hard dream. When he woke up he had to clean shit up off his bed.
Hard Dream by TheEmotionFiddler March 13, 2010
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Hard Problem of Dreaming

Why does the sleeping brain generate complex, emotionally charged, narrative experiences at all? From an evolutionary perspective, the hard problem asks what selective pressure created this costly, risky nightly hallucination. It's not just memory consolidation (which could happen without conscious experience). It's the persistent, vivid phenomenology—the feeling of being in a dream world. What survival advantage is there in the subjective experience of flying, fleeing, or talking to the dead? Why didn't we evolve to just process neural data offline, silently, like a computer defragmenting a drive, without the inner movie?
Example: Every night, your brain constructs a full sensory reality with characters, plots, and emotions, often bizarre and illogical. The hard problem is: Why is the format of this offline processing a simulated first-person experience? If the purpose is to test threat scenarios, why are dreams so surreal and poorly remembered? If it's for emotional regulation, why the narrative complexity? It's as if your car's engine, when parked overnight, not only tunes itself but also projects a feature film on the garage wall for no one to see. The existence of the immersive qualia of dreaming is the puzzle. Hard Problem of Dreaming.

Hard Problem of Lucid Dreaming

The paradox of meta-awareness without executive control. In a normal waking state, realizing "I am awake" is tied to the full operation of the prefrontal cortex. In a lucid dream, you achieve this self-reflective awareness ("This is a dream") while the brain remains in the REM state, characterized by prefrontal deactivation and motor paralysis. The hard problem is: What neural substrate is supporting this "island" of critical self-monitoring cognition within a brainscape otherwise dedicated to hallucination and emotional processing? How is the "pilot light" of rational awareness kept lit when the main circuits for it are supposedly offline?
Example: You're dreaming about being chased by a monster. Suddenly, you think, "This is illogical. Monsters aren't real. Therefore, I must be dreaming." This is a high-level logical inference. The hard problem asks: Where is this "logician you" running from? Your dorsolateral prefrontal cortex—the seat of such reasoning—is largely inhibited during REM sleep. Lucid dreaming suggests either that inhibition is incomplete in a novel way, or that self-awareness can be instantiated by a different, unknown network during sleep, creating a split brain where one part dreams the monster and another part coolly observes the dreamer dreaming. Hard Problem of Lucid Dreaming.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026